«You should drive carefully at night and watch out for us, so that there are not so many accidents. Search the meadows and hedges for animals before you cut them. That way you will save us a lot of suffering. Also, don’t feed me milk, cat food or leftovers. It gives me diarrhea! Phooey! You should rather lure me with hedgehog food. Then I will come again and again!
In winter I get terribly tired. Then I need a good hiding place, so that I can withdraw. You can help me by leaving the leaves until spring or by piling up some wood.»