«Even though I look cute, it’s better if you don’t get too close to me. I might have rabies and infect you with it. I don’t want that. Also, don’t feed me, or I will lose my natural shyness around people and become pushy. Stay calm and leave me an escape route, then I won’t hurt you. Got it?
A tip for you: If you don’t want me to approach your house, remove all food sources. I’m constantly on the lookout for something edible and I won’t even stop at your garden bed. Therefore, you should protect it with nets or wire fencing.
Unfortunately, I’m still single at the moment, but as soon as I find a sexy fox lady, we will look for a shelter for our offspring. If we nest in your yard, contact the game warden in charge. After raising the young we will move out again and I will roam the alleys of the city alone again. This is what I like best. Nobody is safe from Fred the fox 😉 Then, as soon as the den is uninhabited, the game warden will make it inaccessible.»